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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:12
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Should parents force their kids to go to school when they are sick?
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What is the craziest thing that you've ever witnessed?
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Who is the beast of Revelation 13?
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Why do men like low maintenance women?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Nuts and Butts
How many wishes do people get on their birthday?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..